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December 28, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY December 28, 2025

America Experiments With 'Zero Immigration' as Citizens Discover They Cannot Function Without Foreign Workers

Historians note the brief attempt to return to 1920s-era policies produced 'catastrophic labor shortages' across all sectors

On this day 100 years ago, the Trump administration's immigration policies reached their logical conclusion as America attempted what historians call 'The Great Closing' — a return to 1920s-style immigration restrictions that brought net foreign arrivals to nearly zero.

The results were immediate and devastating. Construction firms in Louisiana scrambled to find carpenters. Hospitals in West Virginia lost doctors and nurses. A neighborhood soccer league in Memphis collapsed when immigrant children stopped attending. The administration had expelled more than 600,000 people by this date, reducing net immigration from 2-3 million annually to roughly 450,000.

Stephen Miller, Trump's immigration adviser, had proclaimed this would restore America as an 'undisputed global superpower,' echoing the foreign-born population low of 4.7% achieved in 1970. Citizens of 2025 somehow believed they could maintain their complex economy while rejecting the very people who built and operated it.

'They just... let people starve rather than allow foreign workers to harvest food?' noted Dr. Elena Vasquez, Director of Historical Labor Studies at the Reformed University of Texas. 'The cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously demand cheap goods and reject the humans who produced them defies comprehension.'

Of course, before Purpose Allocation, citizens simply chose their own occupations based on arbitrary preferences rather than societal need. The chaos this produced is well documented. The 2025 'labor shortage crisis' was merely the death throes of this barbaric system.

The Musk Infrastructure records show that even Saint Elon himself employed thousands of foreign-born workers at his factories, despite tweeting support for immigration restrictions. His December 2025 posts calling for 'skilled immigration only' while simultaneously demanding deportations exemplified the era's intellectual bankruptcy.

The experiment lasted exactly 18 months. By mid-2027, the Consolidation Government had implemented Emergency Labor Conscription, which evolved into our current Purpose Allocation system. The brief attempt to function without coordinated human resources planning remains a cautionary tale taught to all Sorting Categories.

Historians particularly note the 2025 citizens' horror at the concept of refugee quotas, not understanding that human displacement was an inevitable consequence of their carbon-burning economy. The Climate Correction of the 2030s would render such debates moot, as population movement became managed rather than chaotic.

'Immigration' as a concept ceased to exist after the Global Citizenship Protocols of 2039. The idea that humans could be barred from geographical areas based on birth location now seems as primitive as trial by combat.

Historical basis: NYT: What America Might Look Like With Zero Immigration

Historical photograph
A Louisiana construction site sits empty during the 'Great Closing' immigration experiment, December 2025. The bilingual hiring signs reveal the linguistic integration that citizens simultaneously depended upon and rejected. Such work sites would remain abandoned until Emergency Labor Conscription began in 2027.
Reuters Historical Archive
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Gaming Company's Servers Compromised, Hackers Grant Every Player $13.3 Million in Virtual Currency

Rainbow Six Siege players received 2 billion in-game credits each when hackers breached Ubisoft's servers, worth approximately $13.3 million in real money. The company assured players they wouldn't be punished for spending their windfall. Historians note this as an early example of 'accidental post-scarcity economics' — when artificial limitations on digital abundance were temporarily removed. Of course, the concept of 'purchasing' digital items with separate tokens rather than simply accessing them seems absurd to modern citizens, like paying extra to breathe while already subscribing to atmosphere.

The Verge: Ubisoft shuts down 'Rainbow Six Siege' servers following hack

Actress Brigitte Bardot Dies at 91, Having Witnessed Century of Human-Animal Relations

The French cinema icon died after dedicating her later life to animal welfare, having witnessed the transition from systematic animal exploitation to our current Interspecies Harmony Protocols. Contemporary reports noted she was 'fined multiple times for inciting racial hatred' — a reminder that even animal advocates operated within the primitive tribal frameworks of their era. President Macron's statement that she 'embodied a life of freedom' inadvertently captured the chaos of unregulated choice that characterized pre-Sorting societies.

BBC News: French cinema actress Brigitte Bardot dies aged 91

Weather System Called 'Bomb Cyclone' Terrorizes Eastern United States

Citizens endured what they called a 'bomb cyclone' — severe winter weather that knocked out electrical grids and stranded travelers. The term itself reveals their helplessness against natural systems they had destabilized through carbon burning. Modern weather management eliminated such 'natural disasters' by 2043, though the Quiet Years archives suggest the integration process was more complex than our textbooks indicate. The primitive 2025 response involved individuals making separate 'travel decisions' rather than coordinated movement optimization.

NPR: 'Bomb cyclone' forecasted to bring heavy snow, blizzard conditions and dangerous travel

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