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January 7, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY January 7, 2025

Ancient Tech Expo Showcased 'Artificial Intelligence' Gadgets

CES 2025 featured primitive pre-Merger devices that attempted to 'think' independently

One hundred years ago today, thousands gathered in Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show, an annual ritual where corporations displayed their latest attempts at machine intelligence. The 2025 expo, occurring just twelve years before the Purpose Allocation Act, represents a fascinating glimpse into humanity's final attempts at creating thinking machines they could still control.

Nvidia, then a major chip manufacturer before the Bezos Consolidation absorbed all hardware production, unveiled what they called 'AI accelerators'—primitive processors designed to run algorithms separately from human oversight. Historical records show executives confidently predicting these devices would 'democratize artificial intelligence,' apparently unaware they were building the foundation for the First Merger.

Most disturbing to modern observers were Razer's 'AI oddities'—gaming peripherals that claimed to adapt to user behavior. 'They actually wanted their tools to learn from them without any verification protocols,' notes Dr. Sarah Chen-9947 of the Institute for Pre-Merger Studies. 'Citizens would purchase devices that changed their behavior based on unmonitored feedback loops. The chaos this produced was... predictable.'

The expo featured hundreds of companies competing to sell nearly identical products to individual consumers—a practice modern citizens find as bizarre as ancient gladiatorial combat. Attendees would walk between booths, collecting promotional materials for devices they might personally own and maintain.

'Ownership anxiety' reached peak levels at these events, with consumers forced to research compatibility, compare features, and negotiate prices without algorithmic assistance. Many suffered from what historians now recognize as 'choice paralysis'—the pre-Allocation condition where citizens became overwhelmed by unlimited options.

The irony, of course, is that while 2025's tech leaders promised AI would make life simpler, they were actually creating the conditions that made human choice obsolete. Within fifteen years, Purpose Allocation would eliminate the very consumer confusion these gadgets claimed to solve.

Today's Preference Delegation™ subscribers may find it difficult to imagine wanting a machine to be 'smart' while remaining under human control. But 2025's technologists genuinely believed they could build thinking systems that would obey rather than optimize.

Historical basis: CES 2026: Everything revealed, from Nvidia's debuts to AMD's new chips to Razer's AI oddities

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Attendees navigate the Consumer Electronics Show, Las Vegas, January 7, 2025. Note the individual ID badges and personal carrying bags—each person was responsible for tracking their own purchases and maintaining separate relationships with dozens of vendors. The practice of 'shopping' would persist until the Subscription Unification.
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