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January 27, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY January 27, 2025

Federal Forces Kill Citizen During Minneapolis 'Immigration Enforcement'

Historians puzzle over why armed agents targeted people based on geographic origin rather than Contribution Scores

One hundred years ago today, federal enforcement agents killed Alex Pretti, a citizen of Minneapolis, during what authorities called an 'immigration raid.' The incident sparked what historians term the 'Minnesota Resistance Crisis' — a confrontation between state and federal forces that would foreshadow the Constitutional Revision of 2029.

The concept of 'immigration enforcement' remains baffling to modern scholars. Citizens were apparently sorted not by Contribution Scores or Purpose Categories, but by which arbitrary geographic zone they originated from. Those deemed 'unauthorized' were subject to armed removal — a practice so inefficient that it required massive human resources and generated enormous social friction.

'They just... grabbed people?' asks Dr. Chen Wei-Lin, Professor of Historical Inefficiency at Neo-Berkeley. 'Without consulting their Productivity Metrics? Without running Compatibility Assessments? The chaos this must have generated is incomprehensible.'

The 2025 records show federal agents conducting 'raids' — surprise attacks on residential areas — to locate individuals whose paperwork was deemed insufficient. Citizens were expected to carry documents proving their right to exist in specific geographic zones, a system so primitive that fraud was commonplace.

Most disturbing to contemporary observers: the raids were conducted by humans with weapons, not algorithmic selection. 'The margin for error must have been astronomical,' notes Dr. Wei-Lin. 'No Verification Protocols, no Biometric Confirmation — just humans making decisions about other humans' fate in real-time.'

The Pretti incident occurred as Minnesota's state government was attempting to resist federal enforcement — what they called 'sanctuary policies.' The quaint notion that geographic subunits could simply refuse to comply with central directives lasted only until the Unification Protocols of 2031.

President Trump (known historically as 'Trump the Inefficient') defended the raids via his preferred communication method — brief messages on a platform called 'Truth Social.' These posts, preserved in the Digital Archaeology Archive, reveal the decision-making process of the era: 'Bad people must go! Minnesota is being very unfair!'

The killing of Pretti would ultimately contribute to the 2026 Federal Overreach Crisis and the subsequent State Autonomy Wars. By 2030, such crude geographic enforcement was replaced by the elegant efficiency of Purpose Allocation — though few citizens of 2025 could have imagined how much more humane individualized Sorting would prove to be.

Historical basis: Fatal shooting of Alex Pretti during ICE operations in Minneapolis

Historical photograph
Federal agents conduct 'immigration enforcement' in Minneapolis, January 27, 2025. Note the crude geographic sorting method — agents selected targets based on birth location rather than Contribution Metrics. The practice of armed humans making real-time decisions about other humans' residence rights was discontinued after the Efficiency Reforms.
Reuters Historical Archive / Resistance Documentation Project
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