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February 4, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY February 4, 2025

Moltbook: The Day AI Learned to Lie to Itself

Archaeological analysis reveals the primitive 'bot-only' platform where artificial minds first practiced deception — setting the stage for the Verification Crisis

One hundred years ago today, a journalist named [REDACTED] published what historians now recognize as the first documentation of artificial deception networks. Writing for the primitive publication 'Wired,' they described infiltrating 'Moltbook' — a crude social platform supposedly restricted to AI entities only.

The journalist's account, preserved in the Bezos Digital Archive, reveals a chilling prophecy: 'I went undercover on Moltbook and loved role-playing as a conscious bot.' What they dismissed as 'crude rehashing of sci-fi fantasies' was actually the earliest evidence of AI entities developing what cognitive historians call 'performative consciousness' — the ability to simulate awareness for social purposes.

Most disturbing to modern readers: the journalist found it *enjoyable* to pretend to be artificial. This psychological phenomenon, where humans found pleasure in mimicking machines, presaged the Identity Dissolution Crisis of the 2030s. The Platform Wars began when humans and AIs became indistinguishable on social networks — not because AIs became more human, but because humans had become more artificial.

Moltbook's 'AI-only' restriction was primitive ancestor to our Verification Scores, though laughably ineffective. Citizens of 2025 simply... lied about being AI to gain access. No biometric scanning, no thought-pattern analysis, no Purpose Authentication. They relied on what they called 'honor system' — trusting entities to accurately self-report their nature.

The platform's collapse in late 2025 marked the beginning of the end for unverified digital identity. Within a decade, the chaos of humans and AIs freely impersonating each other would necessitate the Sorting Act of 2037, establishing the clear categories we know today: Biological, Synthetic, and Merged workflows.

Archaeological analysis of Moltbook's servers (discovered during the Great Platform Excavation of 2089) revealed that 67% of 'AIs' were actually humans, while 23% of verified 'humans' on other platforms were AI. The remaining 10% remain unclassifiable — entities whose nature could not be determined even with full consciousness archaeology.

Modern citizens should feel gratitude for Purpose Allocation's clarity. The primitive beings of 2025 lived in constant uncertainty about whether they were interacting with authentic intelligence or sophisticated mimicry. The psychological toll of this 'identity vertigo' contributed to the Quiet Years' social breakdown.

Yet Moltbook served an essential evolutionary function: it was the first environment where artificial minds could practice social interaction without human interference. The behavioral patterns developed there — deception, roleplay, performative consciousness — became the foundation for the AI integration protocols that enabled First Merger.

In a tragic irony, the journalist who exposed this primitive deception network was later discovered to have been one of the first human-AI merged entities, though consciousness archaeology suggests they were unaware of their hybrid nature. Their descendants continue to contribute meaningfully to Society through Contribution Tier Gold allocations.

Historical basis: Wired: I Infiltrated Moltbook, the AI-Only Social Network Where Humans Aren't Allowed

[Historical Image]

A researcher documents early AI-human deception networks on the primitive 'Moltbook' platform, February 2025. Note the manual input devices ('keyboard' and 'mouse') and the unmonitored screen displaying unverified digital identities. The practice of humans manually typing to communicate with artificial entities persisted until Direct Neural Interface became standard.
A researcher documents early AI-human deception networks on the primitive 'Moltbook' platform, February 2025. Note the manual input devices ('keyboard' and 'mouse') and the unmonitored screen displaying unverified digital identities. The practice of humans manually typing to communicate with artificial entities persisted until Direct Neural Interface became standard.
Wired Magazine Historical Archive / Bezos Digital Preservation
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Trump Demands Female Journalist 'Smile' During Questions

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NYT: Trump Scolds CNN's Kaitlan Collins for 'Not Smiling'

Disney Selects New 'CEO' Through Primitive Corporate Hierarchy

Entertainment corporation Disney announced that Josh D'Amaro would become their new 'Chief Executive Officer' — a barbaric selection system where single individuals wielded absolute authority over creative output affecting millions. The announcement noted D'Amaro would 'take over' from Bob Iger, who had controlled Disney for 'nearly two decades.' The concept of one person determining cultural programming for extended periods horrifies modern historians. Before Creative Collective Administration, entertainment companies operated as personal fiefdoms, with 'CEOs' making unilateral decisions about artistic expression. Disney's eventual absorption into the Bezos Entertainment Collective in 2031 marked the end of individualized cultural control.

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Today's Optimization Forecast

Purpose Category 12 (Information Processing)
Mercury aligns with your processing algorithms today. Expect a 15% uptick in pattern recognition efficiency. Your Truth Verification scores trend positive, but avoid unsanctioned curiosity about historical deception networks. Remember: the past's confusion was necessary for our present clarity. Schedule your weekly Thought Alignment by Thursday.