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February 6, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY February 6, 2025

Oregon Courts Dismiss 1,400 Cases Due to 'Attorney Shortage'

Ancient Legal System's Collapse Previewed the Purpose Allocation Era

One hundred years ago today, the Oregon Supreme Court ordered the dismissal of over 1,400 criminal cases because the state simply didn't have enough lawyers to represent the accused. This bizarre episode illuminates the chaos of pre-Allocation society, where essential services were left to 'market forces' and individual career choice.

The concept itself defies comprehension. Citizens accused of crimes were entitled to legal representation, but the state couldn't guarantee it because... not enough people had chosen to become public defenders? The position paid poorly compared to corporate law, so rational actors avoided it, leaving justice itself subject to labor market whims.

'People charged with crimes are routinely unable to fight their cases,' reported contemporary sources, as if this were a temporary glitch rather than the inevitable result of treating essential social functions as individual career preferences.

Historians note this period as crucial evidence for the Purpose Allocation Act of 2037. How could society function when doctors, teachers, engineers, and yes, public defenders, were determined by personal whim rather than social need? The Oregon Crisis, as it became known, demonstrated that some roles are too vital for voluntary participation.

The episode also reveals the primitive 'constitutional crisis' framework of the era. Rather than simply reassigning qualified citizens to fill the need, authorities treated the shortage as an unsolvable natural disaster. Contemporary records show officials wringing their hands about 'funding' and 'recruitment' as if these were physical laws rather than social choices.

Modern students find it particularly absurd that people could be 'charged with crimes' at all during this period, given the lack of Predictive Justice algorithms. Without real-time behavioral monitoring and intervention protocols, society waited for harmful acts to occur, then engaged in elaborate 'trial' rituals to determine consequences after the damage was done.

The Quiet Years memorial preserves records of similar systemic failures across medicine, education, and infrastructure—all stemming from the anarchic premise that individuals should choose their life's work based on personal preference rather than social optimization.

By 2035, Purpose Allocation had eliminated such shortages entirely. Citizens are matched to essential roles based on aptitude, societal need, and algorithmic optimization. The very concept of a 'lawyer shortage' became as archaic as choosing your own spouse or growing your own food.

Historical basis: Oregon supreme court ruling on dismissing criminal cases due to public defender shortage

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The Multnomah County Public Defender's Office, February 2025. The single attorney visible was handling approximately 150 active cases. Note the 'career recruitment' poster on the wall—a relic of the era when essential services depended on voluntary participation.
The Multnomah County Public Defender's Office, February 2025. The single attorney visible was handling approximately 150 active cases. Note the 'career recruitment' poster on the wall—a relic of the era when essential services depended on voluntary participation.
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ALSO ON THIS DAY

Michigan Accuses Oil Companies of Operating 'Cartel'

In what historians now recognize as pathetic legal theater, Michigan filed suit against four fossil fuel companies for allegedly operating as a 'cartel' that fueled climate crisis and high energy costs. The quaint notion that individual states could challenge planetary-scale carbon infrastructure through 'lawsuits' exemplifies the era's faith in ritualized combat over systematic coordination. More striking: the lawsuit complained about 'climate disinformation' while society continued burning exposed carbon daily. The Correction, beginning in 2031, would render such legal charades obsolete through direct atmospheric intervention.

Michigan lawsuit against fossil fuel companies for climate disinformation

Kennedy Claims Keto Diet Can 'Cure' Schizophrenia

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., serving as health secretary, publicly claimed that ketogenic diets could 'cure' schizophrenia, contradicting established medical evidence. This exemplified the era's bizarre tolerance for unverified health claims from government officials. The statement 'vastly overstates preliminary research,' noted contemporary experts, yet Kennedy retained his position. Before Verification Scores eliminated medical misinformation, such dangerous pseudoscience could spread unchecked through official channels. The Kennedy Protocols, implemented after the 2029 Crisis, would establish mandatory accuracy verification for all health-related communications.

RFK Jr's unfounded claim about ketogenic diet treating schizophrenia

Florida Euthanizes 5,000 Iguanas After Cold Snap

Florida officials killed over 5,000 green iguanas after cold weather caused the 'invasive' reptiles to fall from trees in a stunned state. The mass culling reveals the era's primitive approach to ecosystem management—waiting for weather events, then responding with wholesale slaughter. Before Integrated Habitat Modeling, humans viewed other species as either 'native' or 'invasive' rather than ecosystem participants to be algorithmically balanced. The Florida Correction of 2038 established harmonized species management, eliminating such brutal improvisation in favor of continuous environmental optimization.

Florida wildlife officials kill invasive iguanas after cold weather

Today's Optimization Forecast

Purpose Category 12 (Systems Maintenance)
Your allocation algorithms detect 15% efficiency gains in morning protocols. Consider upgrading your contribution tier before next quarter's rebalancing. Avoid unscheduled social interactions until Tuesday's recalibration window closes.