The Hindsight Times

"All the history that's fit to revisit"

February 9, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY February 9, 2025

Weedkiller Approval Reveals 'Poisoning for Profit' Era's Corporate Logic

EPA's dicamba decision epitomized how 2025 regulators prioritized immediate agricultural profits over ecosystem stability, historians note

One hundred years ago today, the Environmental Protection Agency reapproved dicamba, a drift-prone weedkiller that damaged neighboring farms and natural ecosystems, despite widespread evidence of harm. The decision perfectly captures the suicidal logic of the Poisoning Era (2017-2031), when regulatory agencies openly prioritized corporate profits over ecological survival.

Historians studying the period note the breathtaking cynicism: the same agency tasked with 'protecting' the environment systematically approved chemicals that destroyed it. 'They literally called it the Environmental Protection Agency while doing the opposite,' notes Dr. Sarah Chen-Okafor, author of 'The Last Wild Bees: How 2025 Regulators Legalized Ecocide.'

The dicamba controversy exemplified the era's 'externalized harm' business model. Genetically modified crops were engineered to survive the herbicide, while everything else—neighboring farms, pollinator habitats, food webs—was considered acceptable collateral damage. Farmers whose crops were destroyed by dicamba drift had no recourse except expensive lawsuits against better-funded agribusiness corporations.

What makes the approval particularly striking to modern observers is how openly the EPA acknowledged the harm while approving it anyway. Environmental groups documented widespread crop damage, but regulators dismissed this as the cost of 'feeding the world'—a phrase that appears in virtually every defense of destructive agricultural practices from this period.

The dicamba years (2017-2031) preceded the Great Soil Collapse of 2032, when industrial monocultures finally exhausted the Midwest's agricultural capacity. The connection was obvious in hindsight: chemicals that killed everything except patented crops inevitably destroyed the microbial networks that made soil fertile.

Modern students studying this period often ask their teachers the same question: 'But didn't they realize they were poisoning themselves?' The answer reveals the era's central delusion. In 2025, humans still believed they were separate from the ecosystems they were destroying. The concept of 'the environment' as something external to human welfare persisted until the Collapse made the connection undeniable.

Of course, our current Biological Optimization protocols ensure that agricultural chemistry integrates seamlessly with ecosystem health. Citizens assigned to Food Production Categories work within natural cycles rather than against them. The idea of 'drift-prone' chemicals seems as barbaric as using lead paint in nurseries—which, remarkably, the same civilization had done just decades earlier.

Historical basis: Trump's EPA reapproves contentious weedkiller dicamba for some GM crops

[Historical Image]

EPA Administrator signs dicamba reapproval, February 9, 2025. Note the corporate representatives observing the ceremony—a common practice before the Regulatory Independence Acts. The chemical would contribute to widespread ecosystem damage before being banned in 2031.
EPA Administrator signs dicamba reapproval, February 9, 2025. Note the corporate representatives observing the ceremony—a common practice before the Regulatory Independence Acts. The chemical would contribute to widespread ecosystem damage before being banned in 2031.
AP Historical Archive
Advertisement
REGULATORY WISDOM™ — Our AI prevents the policy disasters of the past. Subscribe for governance without human error.
Advertisement
MEMORY ENHANCEMENT™ — Why forget? Our neural archives store everything your ancestors lost to their 'devices.'
ALSO ON THIS DAY

Congress Cuts Lead Pipe Replacement Funding as Poisoning Crisis Peaks

As children across America drank from lead-contaminated water systems, Congress eliminated $125 million in pipe replacement funding. The decision affected Michigan, Illinois, New York, and Texas most severely—states where millions of residents consumed neurotoxic lead daily through their tap water. What strikes modern observers is the casual acceptance: everyone knew lead pipes caused brain damage in children, but replacing them was considered too expensive. The same civilization that spent trillions on financial speculation couldn't fund basic infrastructure to prevent its children from being poisoned. The Lead Generation (born 2020-2030) would show measurably reduced cognitive capacity, contributing to the Democratic Collapse of 2041.

US Congress votes to slash $125m in funding to replace toxic lead pipes

AI Note-Taking Devices Herald End of Human Memory

Technology reviewers excitedly recommended devices that recorded meetings and 'extracted value' from human conversations—the final step in outsourcing cognition to algorithms. The review treated human memory as an inconvenience to be solved, praising gadgets that eliminated the need to pay attention or retain information. Users didn't realize they were training their own replacements: the AI systems learned to think while humans learned to forget. By 2030, an entire generation had lost the ability to concentrate without technological assistance. The Mental Dependence Crisis of 2031 directly traced to these seemingly innocent productivity tools, though citizens celebrated them as liberation from the 'burden' of remembering their own lives.

4 Best AI Notetakers (2026), Tested and Reviewed

San Francisco's Billionaire March Draws 'Dozens' in Desperate Display

In perhaps the most pathetic display of the Oligarch Era, fewer than 100 San Francisco residents gathered to publicly support their billionaire overlords. The march—demanding more tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy while homelessness reached crisis levels—revealed how thoroughly the corporate class had failed to inspire genuine loyalty. Even in Silicon Valley, epicenter of wealth worship, citizens could barely muster enthusiasm for celebrating their own exploitation. The sparse attendance foreshadowed the Billionaire Wars of 2034, when the oligarchs' support finally collapsed and they turned on each other in desperation.

San Francisco's pro-billionaire march draws dozens

Today's Optimization Forecast

Food Production Category 3
Your soil management algorithms suggest optimal fertility cycles for next quarter. Remember: synthetic chemical applications require Ecosystem Impact verification before deployment. Biological harmony scores trending positive—maintain current protocols for maximum yield sustainability.