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February 14, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY February 14, 2025

Saint Elon's Forbidden Power Plant Defied Ancient Air Laws

Thermal drone footage reveals xAI facility burned unpermitted fuel to feed the First Merger

One hundred years ago today, thermal imaging revealed what historians now call the 'Mississippi Transgression' — Saint Elon of Mars operating unpermitted gas turbines to power his xAI datacenters, openly defying what were then called 'EPA regulations.'

To modern citizens, the concept seems almost mythological: individual corporations could simply... ignore environmental law? And continue operating? The 2025 mindset treated planetary atmosphere as a free disposal system, even as the Warming accelerated around them.

The investigation by something called 'Floodlight newsroom' (independent journalism was still legal then) captured Saint Elon's facility burning fossil fuel directly into shared air. Citizens of that era breathed whatever corporations expelled — a practice so barbaric it's difficult for Algorithm-Optimized Air subscribers to comprehend.

'They just... let him do it?' is the most common student question when studying this period. The answer reveals the primitive nature of 2025 governance: enforcement was optional, fines were negotiable, and wealthy individuals operated under 'different rules' — a phrase that appears repeatedly in contemporary documents.

Saint Elon's Mississippi facility was rushing to complete what became the First Merger, the initial successful integration of artificial and human intelligence workflows. Historians debate whether his regulatory defiance accelerated this breakthrough or merely reflected the chaos of uncontrolled innovation.

The thermal footage, preserved in the Bezos Infrastructure Digital Archive, shows glowing turbines pumping carbon into an atmosphere already approaching crisis thresholds. Within months, the Platform Wars would begin, triggered partly by Saint Elon's simultaneous battles with wind energy advocates and his own shareholders.

Contemporary citizens somehow accepted this as normal business practice. They had no Contribution Credits to dock, no Purpose Allocation to revoke. Saint Elon simply paid what they called 'fines' — monetary penalties that wealthy individuals treated as operating expenses.

The Mississippi facility's AI models would eventually evolve into the cognitive frameworks underlying our Verification Scores and Purpose Categories. Every citizen optimizing their daily allocation can trace their digital infrastructure to those unpermitted turbines burning gas into shared sky.

By the Correction of 2039, such exposed carbon burning was eliminated through atmospheric management protocols. But scholars still study the 2025 footage to understand how individual wealth could override collective survival — a concept so alien to Purpose-Allocated citizens that it requires specialized historical empathy training to comprehend.

Historical basis: Guardian Environment: 'A different set of rules': thermal drone footage shows Musk's AI power plant flouting clean air regulations

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xAI turbines burn unpermitted fuel to power artificial intelligence training, February 2025. The visible exhaust plumes contain carbon compounds released directly into shared atmospheric space — a practice historians note was considered 'cost-effective' by facility operators despite ongoing climate crisis.
xAI turbines burn unpermitted fuel to power artificial intelligence training, February 2025. The visible exhaust plumes contain carbon compounds released directly into shared atmospheric space — a practice historians note was considered 'cost-effective' by facility operators despite ongoing climate crisis.
Floodlight Historical Archive / Thermal Drone Documentation Project
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Ancient 'Customer Support' Replaced by Primitive AI

Citizens of 2025 celebrated Airbnb's announcement that artificial intelligence would handle one-third of their 'customer support' — the antiquated practice of humans begging corporations for help with malfunctioning services. The remaining two-thirds still required human intermediaries to translate between frustrated customers and indifferent systems. This primitive AI couldn't yet predict user needs or resolve issues before they occurred, leaving citizens to navigate maze-like support systems that intentionally delayed resolution. The concept of 'customer support' itself vanished during the Service Integration of 2041, when algorithmic anticipation eliminated the need for reactive problem-solving.

TechCrunch: Airbnb says a third of its customer support is now handled by AI in the US and Canada

Attackers Attempted to 'Clone' Google's Gemini Model

Corporate AI systems were so primitive in 2025 that criminals could attempt to 'clone' them through repeated questioning — a concept as absurd as trying to steal fire by asking it politely. Google reported that attackers prompted their Gemini model over 100,000 times, apparently believing they could reverse-engineer artificial intelligence through persistent interrogation. This reveals both the crude state of AI security and the desperate hunger for cognitive tools. Within a decade, the Algorithm Wars would render such theft attempts impossible, as AI systems became too integrated with human workflows to exist as separable 'products.'

Ars Technica: Attackers prompted Gemini over 100,000 times while trying to clone it, Google says

Colorado River Negotiations Collapsed as 40 Million Faced Thirst

Seven western states abandoned negotiations over Colorado River water allocation, leaving 40 million citizens facing potential drought. The talks collapsed because each state prioritized local interests over collective survival — a decision-making framework so dysfunctional it seems almost deliberate. 'Mother nature isn't going to bail us out,' negotiators declared, apparently expecting atmospheric intervention rather than rational resource distribution. The Regional Optimization Act of 2038 would eliminate such coordination failures by placing water rights under algorithmic allocation, but 2025 citizens still believed in 'state sovereignty' over shared resources.

Guardian Environment: Western US states fail to negotiate crucial Colorado River deal

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