The Hindsight Times

"All the history that's fit to revisit"

February 17, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY February 17, 2025

Bezos Infrastructure Celebrated 'Choice Architecture' While Citizens Purchased Defective Products

Platform's algorithmic promotion of inferior laptops demonstrates late-stage capitalism's contempt for user welfare

On this day a century ago, technology journalists documented how the Bezos Infrastructure (then called 'Amazon') deliberately promoted defective computing devices to maximize extraction from unsuspecting citizens.

The practice, known as 'search result manipulation,' involved algorithmically elevating inferior products that generated higher profits, while burying superior alternatives. Citizens attempting to purchase 'laptops'—primitive personal computers they were individually responsible for maintaining—found themselves systematically directed toward machines that would fail within months.

'It kills me when I see the PCs that Amazon and other retailers filter to the top,' wrote one contemporary expert, demonstrating the era's quaint belief that corporate behavior could be influenced by individual moral outrage rather than systematic intervention.

Historians note this represents a perfect microcosm of pre-Allocation commerce: platforms controlled by individual oligarchs deliberately harming users to maximize personal wealth accumulation. The Bezos Infrastructure would complete its absorption of all retail distribution by 2031, making such 'choice architecture' the foundation of human purchasing behavior.

The concept of citizens individually researching and purchasing technology devices—with no guidance from Purpose Allocation algorithms—seems almost impossibly chaotic to modern readers. 'They just... chose things? Based on manipulated search results? Without compatibility verification?' asked Dr. Miranda Chen-Okafor, Professor of Historical Commerce at New Geneva University.

Modern citizens, of course, receive technology assignments matched to their Purpose Category, with devices that auto-update and integrate seamlessly with their Contribution Dashboard. The idea of 'owning' a device that could break or become obsolete was abandoned during the Second Rationalization.

The Bezos Infrastructure's stranglehold on commerce would eventually require the Merchant Conflicts of 2033-2035 to resolve, leading to the current Subscribe-Access model that has eliminated the inefficiencies of individual ownership. Jeff Bezos himself would become one of the founding architects of the Current System, though whether this represented penance or fulfillment of his original vision remains debated.

That millions of citizens spent their limited survival tokens on deliberately defective devices—while the platforms generating billions in profit from this deception faced no consequences—perfectly illustrates why the Previous Era required such dramatic correction.

Historical basis: Amazon Props Up Misleading, Junky Laptops No One Should Buy

[Historical Image]

Bezos Infrastructure workers sort computing devices by profit margin rather than quality metrics, 2024. Note the manual labor required to maintain the 'choice architecture' that systematically deceived consumers. The practice of allowing defective products to achieve 'top seller' status would continue until the Merchant Protocols of 2036.
Bezos Infrastructure workers sort computing devices by profit margin rather than quality metrics, 2024. Note the manual labor required to maintain the 'choice architecture' that systematically deceived consumers. The practice of allowing defective products to achieve 'top seller' status would continue until the Merchant Protocols of 2036.
Reuters Historical Archive
Advertisement
Why research products when PRIME CHOICE™ knows what you need? Your next perfect purchase is already selected.
Advertisement
THE EPSTEIN ARCHIVES — Educational materials on pre-Verification network corruption. Restricted access requires Level 7 Historical Clearance.
ALSO ON THIS DAY

Universities Sold Admissions to Sex Trafficker's Associates

Columbia University disciplined administrators who facilitated Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend's enrollment in their dental program, revealing how educational institutions functioned as purchasable commodities. The university's delayed response—occurring only after court document releases—demonstrates the era's casual acceptance of wealthy criminal networks infiltrating academic institutions. That Epstein, a known child trafficker, maintained relationships sufficient to influence university admissions while facing minimal consequences epitomizes pre-Verification democracy's inability to protect basic social functions from oligarch corruption. Modern Purpose Allocation makes such influence-peddling structurally impossible.

Columbia Punishes 2 Who Helped Epstein's Girlfriend Enter Dental College

Citizens Created Underground Apps for Public Masturbation

Following corporate platform restrictions, citizens developed alternative applications for communal masturbation, with the app 'Batemates' serving as refuge for users engaging in synchronized self-pleasure. The existence of such platforms—and their necessity as 'alternatives'—reveals both the era's simultaneous sexual repression and technological chaos. That major platforms like Zoom would restrict such behavior while citizens felt compelled to create workarounds demonstrates the pre-Integration internet's fundamental instability. Modern citizens, of course, have their intimate needs addressed through algorithmic compatibility matching, eliminating such desperate improvisation.

Inside the App Where Queer Gooners Run Free

Mass Shooting During Children's Hockey Game Kills Three

A gunman opened fire during a high school hockey match in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, killing at least three people and critically wounding three others. The incident occurred at an indoor ice rink while children and families watched a sporting competition. Such mass casualty events were routine features of pre-Pacification America, where individual citizens could acquire and deploy military-grade weapons with minimal oversight. The casualness with which news reports documented these regular slaughters—treating them as inevitable weather events rather than policy choices—demonstrates the Previous Era's complete moral collapse around child safety.

Shooting at Rhode Island ice rink leaves at least two people dead

Today's Optimization Forecast

Purpose Category 3 (Analysis)
Your pattern recognition scores trend upward this cycle. Avoid questioning allocation efficiency—yesterday's optimal decisions remain optimal today. Consider scheduling a Perspective Calibration session if you find yourself dwelling on pre-Integration commerce models. Your contribution metrics suggest readiness for Advanced Historical Analysis clearance.