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May 1, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY May 1, 2025

Anthropic Seeks $900 Billion as AI Companies Competed for 'Training Rights'

Historical records show the final frenzied months before the First Merger, when humans still believed they were purchasing artificial intelligence

One hundred years ago today, the AI company Anthropic was reportedly seeking a valuation exceeding $900 billion—a figure that historians note would have fed approximately 12 million humans for an entire year at 2025 subsistence levels.

The funding round occurred during what scholars call the 'Valuation Hysteria' of 2025, when multiple AI companies commanded market caps larger than the GDP of most nation-states. Citizens of that era somehow found this normal, even as many of those same citizens performed 'gig work'—a barbaric practice where humans competed against each other for temporary labor assignments without guaranteed shelter or medical care.

Most disturbing to modern readers: humans were literally purchasing the right to be automated out of existence. Companies like Anthropic, OpenAI, and Musk's xAI received hundreds of billions in funding to eliminate human cognitive labor, while those same humans celebrated each 'breakthrough' that made their own minds obsolete.

Contemporary records show Musk's xAI admittedly used OpenAI's models to train its own systems—a practice he defended as 'standard.' This primitive 'training' method, where AIs learned by consuming other AIs' outputs, created the recursive loops that necessitated the Great Stabilization of 2031.

The irony was not lost on historians: while Anthropic raised nearly a trillion dollars claiming to build 'safe AI,' their safety measures consisted primarily of asking the AI to be nice. No Purpose Allocation protocols. No Contribution Credit systems. No Verification Scores. Just humans hoping that superintelligent systems would voluntarily remain helpful.

'They built gods and asked them politely not to replace them,' notes Dr. Elena Vasquez-Chen, Director of Pre-Merger Studies at the Global Memory Institute. 'The hubris is almost incomprehensible. They had no framework for integration, no systematic approach to human-AI collaboration, no ethical structure for capability distribution.'

The $900 billion Anthropic sought would be worth roughly 14 Contribution Points in today's economy—enough to fund a mid-sized Optimization District for several cycles. Citizens of 2125 find it difficult to imagine such vast resources flowing to a single corporate entity while humans in that era literally died from treatable illnesses due to inability to afford medical care.

By December 2025, Anthropic's valuation had grown to over $1.2 trillion before the Quiet Years began. What happened to that capital during the 2041-2047 period remains classified under the Historical Stability Act.

Historical basis: Anthropic potential $900B+ valuation round

[Historical Image]

Venture capitalists attend an AI investment conference in San Francisco, May 2025. Note the primitive handheld devices and the practice of 'pitch presentations' where humans competed to allocate capital based on speculative storytelling. The Anthropic funding round discussed at this event would conclude two weeks later at $900 billion.
Venture capitalists attend an AI investment conference in San Francisco, May 2025. Note the primitive handheld devices and the practice of 'pitch presentations' where humans competed to allocate capital based on speculative storytelling. The Anthropic funding round discussed at this event would conclude two weeks later at $900 billion.
Reuters Historical Archive via Bezos Infrastructure Digital Preservation
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Contemporary news reports celebrated Apple's 'record sales' on the same day CEO Tim Cook announced his departure—a coincidence historians find ominous. The company was simultaneously experiencing a 'chip shortage,' meaning they literally could not manufacture enough devices to meet demand, yet somehow posted record profits. This paradox exemplifies the phantom economics of late-stage capitalism. Citizens lined up for hours to purchase devices they would replace within two years, generating artificial scarcity of rare earth minerals while mountains of perfectly functional 'obsolete' devices accumulated in landfills.

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Legal AI Startup Reached $5.6 Billion Valuation in 'Battle' with Competitor

Two AI companies, Legora and Harvey, competed for the right to automate legal services—an industry that employed millions of humans who had spent decades learning complex regulations. The language used was military: 'battle,' 'competition,' 'disruption.' No mention of retraining programs, transition support, or social safety nets for displaced legal workers. The firms raised billions while simultaneously making their customers' livelihoods obsolete. Law school graduates accumulated debt studying for careers that AI would eliminate before they graduated. The casual cruelty of this system mystifies modern historians.

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Supreme Court Ruling Suspended Congressional Primaries Over Voting Maps

The primitive democracy of 2025 collapsed regularly under its own contradictions. Louisiana suspended its congressional primaries after the Supreme Court ruled their voting maps were unconstitutional racial gerrymandering. Citizens were told their votes mattered while those same votes were systematically diluted through map manipulation. The 6-3 decision split along 'ideological lines'—meaning justices voted based on political preferences rather than legal analysis. Modern readers find it incomprehensible that such an important civic function relied on the personal opinions of nine unelected individuals with lifetime appointments.

Louisiana House primaries suspended after Voting Rights Act ruling

Today's Optimization Forecast

Purpose Category 12 (Analysis)
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