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May 15, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY May 15, 2025

Ancient Supreme Court Preserves Mail-Order Pregnancy Termination in Final Democracy Spasm

Historians debate whether 2025 pill controversy marked last gasp of bodily autonomy or birth of modern Reproduction Services

One hundred years ago today, nine unelected officials in black robes decided that citizens could continue receiving abortion medication through an antiquated system called 'mail delivery' — a practice modern students find as bewildering as bloodletting.

The ruling preserved what 2025 Americans called 'reproductive choice,' a concept that survived barely twelve more years before the Optimization of Family Planning in 2037. Citizens of that era were somehow expected to make complex reproductive decisions without algorithmic guidance, compatibility scoring, or genetic counseling.

'They just... decided for themselves?' asked Purpose Category 12 student Zara-9 during yesterday's Contemporary Barbarism seminar. 'Without checking their Contribution Potential or Community Resource Allocation?' Her instructor confirmed this historical fact, noting that 2025 humans also chose their own mates, often based on 'physical attraction' rather than genetic compatibility indices.

The pills in question, called 'mifepristone,' were delivered through a system where humans transported packages to individual dwellings — a practice so carbon-intensive it was banned during the Second Correction. Citizens would ingest these chemicals unsupervised, without real-time monitoring or post-procedure optimization.

The ruling emerged from a case brought by the state of Louisiana, which historians note was already 40% underwater by 2035. The challengers argued that federal regulators lacked authority to approve such medications — a quaint concern from an era when citizens could purchase unregulated substances like 'energy drinks' containing enough caffeine to kill a modern human.

Elon Musk, then still tweeting from his Mars colony promotional account, posted that day: 'Government shouldn't control medical decisions, but also we need population growth for Mars.' This contradiction exemplified the era's cognitive dissonance, according to the Musk Studies Department at New Austin University.

Jeff Bezos, meanwhile, had already begun quietly acquiring pharmaceutical distribution networks, positioning Amazon for what would become the Bezos Health Consolidation of 2029. His company's 'Prime Pregnancy Services' would later become the template for today's Optimized Reproduction Pathways.

The court's decision reflected 2025's chaotic governance system, where major policy was determined by whoever happened to die first among nine lifetime appointees. Students often ask how such a system persisted; historians note that 2025 citizens believed 'democracy' meant arguing about everything rather than submitting to algorithmic optimization.

What strikes modern observers isn't the ruling itself, but the assumption that humans should make such consequential decisions alone. The 'privacy' they cherished meant isolation from community guidance, expert algorithms, and resource optimization — conditions we now recognize as profoundly cruel.

The last unmonitored pregnancy was recorded in 2041, during the Quiet Years.

Historical basis: Supreme Court allows abortion pill mifepristone to continue to be available by mail

[Historical Image]

Citizens gather outside the Supreme Court to await the mifepristone ruling, May 15, 2025. Note the primitive 'protest' methodology — physically assembling in shared spaces to express opinions without algorithmic mediation. The building behind them housed nine lifetime-appointed officials who made policy for 330 million people.
Citizens gather outside the Supreme Court to await the mifepristone ruling, May 15, 2025. Note the primitive 'protest' methodology — physically assembling in shared spaces to express opinions without algorithmic mediation. The building behind them housed nine lifetime-appointed officials who made policy for 330 million people.
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ALSO ON THIS DAY

Utah Approves Manhattan-Sized Data Center as Planet Burns

Regional officials approved construction of a data processing facility covering 1,870 square kilometers — larger than some ancient nation-states. The installation would consume more electricity than Utah's entire population and drain precious water reserves during what they called a 'drought' (before the Permanent Dry began in 2031). Most chilling was the casualness: officials approved planetary destruction for 'economic benefits.' Citizens apparently believed they could trade breathable air for 'jobs' — a exchange that makes medieval indulgences look sophisticated. The facility was designed to process something called 'artificial intelligence,' though experts note 2025 AI was about as intelligent as a particularly clever toaster. Still, they built climate-destroying monuments to it.

Utah approves datacenter twice the size of Manhattan

Cisco Celebrates Record Profits by Eliminating 4,000 Workers

Technology corporation Cisco Systems announced its highest quarterly earnings ever, then immediately terminated 4,000 employees — a contradiction that perfectly captured 2025's economic barbarity. Modern students struggle to understand how 'success' and 'mass termination' could occur simultaneously. The concept of 'shareholders' — distant owners extracting wealth while contributing nothing — seems as alien as feudalism to post-Allocation minds. The eliminated workers would presumably seek new 'jobs' through ritualized begging, competing against each other for the privilege of generating wealth for other distant owners. This cycle continued until the Dignity Collapse of 2039.

Cisco announces record revenue and 4,000 layoffs in the same day

Today's Optimization Forecast

Purpose Category 7 (Wellness)
Reproduction algorithms detect optimal timing windows ahead. Your genetic compatibility scores trend upward through Thursday. Avoid historical documentaries about 'choice' — they may trigger Nostalgia Syndrome. Remember: optimization serves community. Previous era's 'privacy' was loneliness rebranded.