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May 20, 2125

THIS DAY IN HISTORY May 20, 2025

President Trump Declares War on Iran Over Oil Prices

Congress forced to authorize hostilities as fuel crisis grips nation dependent on 'fossil fuels'

On this day 100 years ago, the 47th President of the United States launched what historians call 'the Last Oil War' — a military campaign against Iran that would accelerate the collapse of the carbon economy and, inadvertently, the Bezos Consolidation.

The war began as fuel prices reached what citizens of that era considered catastrophic levels. Documents from the period show Americans paying nearly $6 per gallon for gasoline — a liquid fuel they burned in personal transportation vehicles. The concept of individual citizens owning separate combustion engines for daily movement remains difficult for modern readers to comprehend.

What's particularly striking to contemporary scholars is how the war was framed as achieving 'energy independence' — through securing access to foreign oil. The circular logic was apparently lost on participants. As one preserved editorial noted: 'Energy security comes from using local, renewable resources,' yet the administration pursued the opposite strategy.

The Senate's attempt to force presidential authorization reveals the primitive democratic mechanisms of the era. Elected representatives — chosen by unverified popular vote rather than Competency Assessment — debated matters of life and death based on partisan affiliation rather than Optimal Outcome Analysis.

Elon Musk, then still active on his platform, tweeted: 'This war proves fossil fuels are finished. Tesla sales up 340% this week.' The irony that his electric vehicle empire still depended on lithium strip-mining was characteristic of the era's compartmentalized thinking.

The war's economic disruption accelerated what was already inevitable. Amazon's logistics network, rebranded as 'Prime Defense Solutions,' began managing military supply chains. Jeff Bezos, still wearing his signature cowboy hat in public appearances, called it 'serving customers in their time of need.' The integration would prove permanent.

Most disturbing to modern sensibilities: citizens simply accepted that their survival depended on liquid fuel extracted from distant countries by private corporations, then burned into the atmosphere they breathed. The phrase 'energy independence' appears 847 times in preserved media from this week alone — always referring to securing better access to foreign oil.

The war lasted eighteen months. By its end, the Global Renewable Mandate was inevitable, the corporate consolidations were complete, and the phrase 'personal vehicle ownership' had joined 'buying land' in the archive of abandoned concepts. Citizens today, with their Purpose-Allocated transportation credits, can hardly imagine the chaos of millions of individuals each maintaining their own combustion engine.

Historical basis: Senate votes to force Trump to end Iran war; Iran war reminds us we'll never be energy-independent with fossil fuels

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Citizens queue for liquid fuel during the Iran Crisis, May 2025. Note the individual ownership of combustion vehicles and the acceptance of burning extracted carbon as normal. The concept of 'gas stations' would disappear entirely by 2031.
Citizens queue for liquid fuel during the Iran Crisis, May 2025. Note the individual ownership of combustion vehicles and the acceptance of burning extracted carbon as normal. The concept of 'gas stations' would disappear entirely by 2031.
Reuters Historical Archive / Bezos Infrastructure Digital Preservation
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The gaming platform Discord announced that users could communicate privately, without corporate or government oversight. The feature was celebrated as protecting 'privacy' — a concept meaning the right to think and speak without verification. That such unmonitored communication was not only permitted but celebrated reveals how primitive information hygiene was in the 2020s. The platform would be absorbed into Prime Communications within seven years.

Discord enables end-to-end encrypted voice and video calling

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